Message in a bottle

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EMH 1: "Computer. Can I access this ship's EMH program? Or do I need some kind of clearance for that too?" Computer: "Access to that program is unrestricted." EMH 1: "Activate it." EMH 2: "Please state the nature of the medical emergency." -pause- "What the hell are you doing in my sickbay?!"

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EMH 1: "This vessel has been taken over by Romulans, the crew is dead, you and I are the only starfleet officers on board, do you understand?" EMH 2: "Computer - deaktivate EMH." EMH 1: "Computer - activate EMH." EMH 2: "Please state the nature of the medical emergency... now what!!!"

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EMH 1: "Stop breathing down my neck." EMH 2: "My breathing is merely a simulation." EMH 1: "So is my neck, stop it anyway!"

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EMH 1: "All we have to do now is finding a way to send starfleet a distress signal and..." Some console beeps. EMH 2: "bee-be-beep, bee-be-beep?!?!?! I never heard that one before."

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EMH 1: " Three more ships are approaching." EMH 2: "We're doomed." EMH 1: "No - they're Starfleet!" (We hear Phaser fire.) EMH 2: "What are they doing?" EMH 1: "Firing on us!" EMH 2: "They must think Romulans are on board!" EMH 1: "They're right!!!"

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EMH 2: "Doctor, some.. thing just went offline." EMH 1: "Specificly?" EMH 2: "The secondary gyrodyne relais in the propulsion field inter-matrix have depolarised." EMH 1: "In english!" EMH 2: "I'm just reading what it says here!"

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EMH 1: "You hit the wrong ship!" EMH 2: "It wasn't my fault." EMH 1: "Than whose fault was ist, the torpedo's? You're supposed to tell him what to do!"

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EMH 2: "My brillinat existence cut short. No time to explore the universe, no time to smell the roses, no time for... sex!"

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Computer: "Specify attack pattern." EMH 1: "Attack pattern... alpha?" Computer: "Specify target." EMH 1+2: "Romulans!!!"

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Janeway: "60.000 lightyears... seems a little closer today."